这是一个不为人知的真实故事 This is the untold true story
关于这个世界上最有名的王子 of the most famous prince the world has ever known.
你知道 You know him -
他经常去解救不幸的少女 always coming to the rescue of some damsel in distress.
当然 我更了解他 Well, I know him better.
他想要的 Hey, all he ever wanted
是让每个女孩都觉得自己是公主 was to make every girl feel like a princess.
这你能怪他吗？ Can you blame him?
当睡美人沉睡了一百年时 When Sleeping Beauty took a hundred-year nap,
是他把她唤醒了 he was there with a wake-up call.
当灰姑娘需要一个舞伴 When Cinderella needed a partner
在宴会上跳舞时 toe-to-toe on the dancefloor,
是他及时出现了 he was a shoo-in.
当白雪公主咬了有毒的苹果 When Snow White bit that poisoned apple,
是他的吻变成了解药 his kiss was the cure.
但一个人不能有过多的好事 But you can have too much of a good thing.
不然就会像他一样陷入这个麻烦 And that's exactly what got him into this mess.
麻烦？我只是有点太过于 Mess? I'm just a bit too...
有魅力罢了 ..charming, that's all.
看起来怎么样？ 把我画得好看吗？ How we doing? You got my good side?
问的有点多余 我怎么样都很帅 Trick question. They're both my good side.
好吧 至少大家都这么说 Well, at least that's what they tell me.
好了 这是为你婚礼准备的画像 Come on, this is for your wedding portrait.
给我一个像坠入爱河中的男人一样的微笑 Give me a smile like a man in love.
坠入爱河？我真希望我明白这是什么意思 Love? I wish I even knew what that meant.
那么 既然是这样 你是怎么遇到你的公主的 Well, then, how did you meet your princess?
当然 那是我永远没办法忘怀的时刻 Ah, yes, it was a moment I will never forget.
啊 等等 你说的是哪个公主？ Ooh. Which princess do you mean exactly?
灰姑娘 睡美人 白雪公主 Cinderella! Sleeping Beauty! Snow White!
三位公主 欢迎来到弗拉泽蛋糕店 All three princesses! Welcome to Frazelli's!
我需要一个结婚蛋糕 I need a wedding cake!
我们可以制作四国之内最好的结婚蛋糕 We make the finest wedding cakes in the four kingdoms.
希望如此 I hope so.
没有人能在我的舞会上打瞌睡 Nobody's going to snooze at my ball.
可能除了我 Except maybe me.
我要嫁给一位王子了 I'm marrying a prince.
是啊 我确信他也不过就是自称王子 Yeah, I'm sure he's a prince of a guy or whatever,
但我爱的人 他是一个真正的王子 but my beloved, he's an actual prince.
这些无聊的话对着你的小鸟说吧 Sing it to some birds who care.
我们能别说了吗？我的婚礼就快要到了 Can we get on with this? My wedding is really soon.
-有多快？ -哦 小心 - How soon? - Oh, careful!
你眉头皱多了 眼睛就会像个丑陋的女巫 You frown too much and you'll get wicked witch eyes!
而且你的镜子会告诉你 And your mirror will tell you -
挡着你的面 he'll tell you right to your face.
女士们 女士们 Ladies, ladies!
依我40年的经验 我知道没有两块蛋糕 In 40 years, I have learned that no two cakes
和两个新娘是相似的 and no two grooms are alike.
所以 你们每个人告诉我一些 So, each of you, tell me something
关于那个让你们如此着迷的男人的事情吧 about the man who has enchanted you so.
他们称我是不幸的女孩 ♪ They call me a damsel in distress
因为我获得了我的奖励 ♪ 'Cause I won my prize
一个坐拥王国 有着棕色大眼睛 ♪ The one with the kingdom and the big brown eyes
一个有着美妙的歌喉 ♪ The one with the voice that can boom like music
哦 天哪 他知道吗 ♪ And my, oh, my, does he know how to use it
我不和你开玩笑 ♪ I'm not playing with ya
他看着你的眼睛 ♪ He looks into your eyes
知道该对你说什么 ♪ Knows what to say to ya... ♪
他很英俊 大家都认同 ♪ He's so beautiful, that's the consensus
我敢打赌 我会成为他的公主 ♪ I'll bet the crown jewels I will be his princess
我喜欢他的笑容 ♪ I like him for his smile
我喜欢他的头发 ♪ I like him for his hair
我喜欢他的风格 ♪ I like him for his style
我喜欢他的温文尔雅 ♪ I like him 'cause he's so debonair
-他是我的宝藏男孩 -我的宝藏男孩 - ♪ He's my trophy boy - ♪ My trophy boy
我的宝藏男孩 ♪ My trophy boy
我想拥有他 ♪ I want him for myself
我想把他藏起来 ♪ I want to lock him down
我像渴望王冠一样渴望那枚钻戒在我手指上 ♪ I want that ring on my finger like I want that crown
-他是我的宝藏男孩 我的宝藏男孩 ♪ He's my trophy boy, my trophy boy
我的宝藏男孩 ♪ My trophy boy
他如此邪魅 如此放荡 ♪ He's so vicious, so totally runway
我知道我没在听 但他很幽默 ♪ And I know I wasn't listening, but he's totally funny
我都不在乎他做了些什么 ♪ I don't even care if he ever makes a sound
只要他看向我 ♪ Just as long as when you see me
他在我身旁 他对我很忠诚 ♪ He's around and he's bound to me
我喜欢他的笑容 ♪ I like him for his smile
我喜欢他的头发 ♪ I like him for his hair
我喜欢他的风格 ♪ I like him for his style
我喜欢他的温文尔雅 ♪ I like him 'cause he's so debonair
他是我的花瓶男孩 我的花瓶男孩 ♪ He's my trophy boy, my trophy boy
我的宝藏男孩 ♪ My trophy boy
我想拥有他 我想把他藏起来 ♪ I want him for myself, I want to lock him down
我像渴望王冠一样渴望那枚钻戒在我手指上 ♪ I want that ring on my finger like I want that crown
-他是我的宝藏男孩 -我的宝藏男孩 - ♪ He's my trophy boy - ♪ My trophy boy
我的宝藏男孩 ♪ My trophy boy
哦 哦 天哪 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, my gosh
哦 我的天哪 ♪ Oh, my fairy godmother
能否告诉这男孩的妈妈 ♪ Won't you call this boy's mama
告诉她我爱她 ♪ And tell her that I love her, yeah
我喜欢他的笑容 我喜欢他的头发 ♪ I like him for his smile, I like him for his hair
我喜欢他的风格 ♪ I like him for his style
我喜欢他的温文尔雅 ♪ I like him 'cause he's so debonair
他是我的宝藏男孩 我的宝藏男孩 ♪ He's my trophy boy, my trophy boy
我的宝藏男孩 ♪ My trophy boy
我想拥有他 ♪ I want him for myself
我想把他藏起来 ♪ I want to lock him down
我像渴望王冠一样渴望那枚钻戒在我手指上 ♪ I want that ring on my finger like I want that crown
他是我的宝藏男孩 我的宝藏男孩 ♪ He's my trophy boy, my trophy boy... ♪
快让开 Coming through!
我需要一个宝藏男孩 耶 ♪ I need a trophy boy Yeah! ♪
嘿 爸爸 真是美好的早晨 Hey! Papa! What a morning!
哦 儿子 Oh, son!
你难道不厌倦吗 Aren't you tired of being hated
被大陆的每一个男人痛恨 by every man in the land?
诅咒那可恶的诅咒 Curse that cursed curse!
王子偷了我的爱人 The prince stole my love!
是啊 不过我也试着远离那些女士了 Yeah. I have been trying to run away from the ladies, though.
嗯 Mmm!
就像你要求的那样 爸爸 Just like you asked, Papa.
你不知道这个诅咒有多麻烦 You don't know how troubling this curse is.
我试图在躲避整个王国 我当然知道 I am attempting to run a kingdom here! Of course I do!
菲利普 你是未来的国王 Philippe, you are the future king
但你还没有选择你的新娘 and yet you still have not chosen a bride!
你一定要打破这可怕的诅咒 Your blasted curse must be broken
而且只有三天就是你21岁生日了 and we've only three days before your 21st birthday.
我和睡美人 灰姑娘还有白雪公主都订婚了 I'm engaged to Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and Snow White.
那就选一个吧 Then just pick one!
那不是真爱 我根本不知道这个词是什么意思 That's not love. I don't know the meaning of the word.
说真的 什么意思？ Seriously, what is it?
你就要接受严酷的考验了 The day has come for you to run the gauntlet.
-严酷的考验？-这是毕竟之路 - The gauntlet? - The rite of passage.
一路前往火焰山 All the way to Fire Mountain.
这条路会提供你所追寻的答案 It will give you the answers you seek
正如我和你祖父一样 as it did for me and my father before me.
考验是一段让你变成真正的男人的旅程 The gauntlet is a journey that makes you a man.
它指引着我找到了我的真爱 拉丁公主 It led me to the Latin beauty that became my true love.
愿你母后安息 May your mother rest in peace.
不幸的是 同时 Unfortunately, that's also
我也使我信赖的向导心碎了 when I broke the heart of my trusted guide.
你指的是纳梅尼女巫吗？ You mean Nemeny Neverwish?
她太嫉妒我们的爱情了 She was so jealous of our love.
纳梅尼女巫变成了我们的敌人 Nemeny became our enemy,
被黑暗魔法吞噬 consumed in dark fairy magic.
她发誓要复仇 不仅要向我 She vowed revenge not just on me
还要向爱情本身复仇 but on love itself.
我永远不会忘记这一切开始的那一天 I'll never forget the day it all happened,
你收到皇家祝福的那一天 the day of your royal blessing.
呈上皇室祝福仙子 Presenting the royal blessing fairy!
陛下 Your Excellency,
能赠予王子皇室祝福 it is my honour to bestow the royal blessing
是我的荣幸 upon the young prince
正如我为您和您父亲祝福一样 as I blessed you and your father before you.
为你 我的小国王 For you, my tiny lord!
从今天起 From this day forth
你将会变得 you shall always be...
充满魅力 ..charming!
哦 哦 Oh! Ohh!
太多魅力了 Too much charm!
纳梅尼女巫？ Nemeny Neverwish?
你看起来很惊讶 菲利普 You seem so surprised, Philip.
我说过我会回来的 I did promise I'd be back.
你做了什么？ What have you done?
哦 她们现在会怎样扑向你的孩子 Oh, how they will throw themselves at your boy now.
他会令姑娘们心碎 He'll be a little heartbreaker,
就像他父亲一样 just like his daddy.
事实上 In fact...
没有一位与他对视的少女 ..no maiden who gazes into the eyes of the prince
不会痴迷于他的笑容 will be able to resist his smile.
她会相信王子是她的真爱 She will believe that the prince is her true love.
一个接一个 One by one,
他会偷走大陆上每一位少女的芳心 he will steal the heart of every maiden in the land.
到处都是心碎 Heartbreak will reign.
这魅力的诅咒会在他21岁生日那天 And when the sun sets on his 21st birthday,
日落时分被封印 this charming curse will be sealed
那时所有的爱都会消失 and on that day, all love will disappear
永远消失 forever!
不 我会找到办法打破你的诅咒 No! I will find a way to break your curse!
在最后一天 可以用真爱之吻打破 It could be broken on the last day with a kiss of true love.
-卫兵 -陛下 - Guards! - Your Highness!
抓住她 Seize her!
抓什么？ Seize what?
祝福你 现在别惊慌 Bless you! Now, don't freak out!
他还有21年去寻找真爱之吻 He's got 21 years to find true love's kiss.
-可是要怎么做呢？ -那肯定不容易 - But how? - It can't be that hard.
他是王子 还充满了魅力 He's a prince! And he's covered in charm.
大陆上每一位少女都会对他痴迷 Oh, with every lady in the land throwing themselves at him,
他怎么能分辨出 will he ever know the difference
诅咒和真爱呢？ between the curse and real love?
我们讨论过很多次了 爸爸 We've been over this so many times, Papa.
我还有几天时间去考虑我的选择 I still have a few days to consider my options.
没得选了 我不能替你做决定 We're out of options. I can't do this for you.
你必须自己做决定 菲利普 You've got to do it for yourself, Philippe.
我自己？怎么做？ For myself? How?
我要怎么告诉爸爸我很害怕？ How can I tell Papa that I'm scared?
我怎么去外面找到一些 How can I go out there and find
我根本不了解的东西 something I don't even understand?
真爱？ True love?
我遇到的每个女孩都像着了魔一样 Every girl I've ever met was hypnotised.
-那根本不是爱 -都没有意义 - That's not love. - It's meaningless.
没有意义 Meaningless!
我脑海里的回声好大 There's a big echo in my head!
我原来不知道脑子里有这么大的空间 I had no idea there was this much room in here!
呃 他在对我的椅子做什么？ Uh... what is he doing with my chair?
你所需要的就是一点动力 All you need is a little push.
算是为了这个国家 For the sake of the kingdom!
找到妻子前都不许回来 And do not return until you choose a wife!
真是为爱痴狂啊 Things you do for love!
好了 去接受考验吧 Alright, let's go gauntlet-ing!
这将会是 It's gonna be...
非常有考验的 ..gaunt-tastic!
哇 Whoa!
你 去清理障碍 You! Clear the road!
其余的 保持警惕 这可能要费些时间 The rest of you, stay alert. This could take a while.
一 二 三 One, two, three!
驾 驾 Yah! Yah!
伊利 这是你应得的 百分之二十 Illy, you've earned this. 20%.
好吧 40 Fine. 40%.
噢 快把查理叫来 好吗？ Oh, just get Charlie, would you?
哇 Wow!
那儿 小偷 You there! Thief!
停下 是她 Stop! It's her!
是兰诺尔 科昆诺内兹 It's Lenore Quinonez!
好吧 庆祝结束了 这是我们的信号 女士们 Well, celebration's over. That's our cue, ladies.
驾 Hyah!
这个女孩没有变 ♪ This girl's not changin'
我没有改变 ♪ No, I'm not changin'
他们都想让我安分点 ♪ They always say to settle down
我却更爱看世界 ♪ I'd rather see this world go round
因为我不曾改变 ♪ 'Cause I'm not changin'
只是因为 ♪ My explanation
我不会放弃过去 ♪ I won't leave the past behind
绝不会放弃 ♪ Not even for a moment in time
因为我不曾改变 ♪ 'Cause I'm not changin', changin'... ♪
-驾 -为你改变 - Yah! - ♪ Changin' for you... ♪
-她是我的 -她要跑了 - This one's mine! - She's getting away!
我随心所欲 ♪ I do what I do
不曾改变 ♪ I'm not changin'... ♪
驾 Hyah!
抓住她了 We've got her now!
我是黑夜神偷 你绝不会知道我在哪的 ♪ I'm a thief in the night, won't know I'm there
你发现之前 我早已逃之夭夭 ♪ Before you know it, I'll disappear
你的东西都是我的 这个世界是金子做的 ♪ What's yours is mine This world is late
哦 哦 哦 ♪ Oh-oh-oh
悬赏通缉 兰诺尔 科昆诺内兹
我不会改变 改变 ♪ I'm not changin', changin'... ♪
再见了 各位 Whoo-hoo! See you, boys!
我随心所欲 ♪ I do what I do. ♪
所以 要决定哪一位公主是我的真爱 So, determine which of my princesses is my real true love
否则所有的爱都会死去 or all love will die,
而且黑暗将永远吞噬这片土地 and darkness will consume the land forevermore.
真是简单的像块蛋糕 Piece of cake!
不 不 我是真的想要一块蛋糕 No, no, I actually want a piece of cake.
抱歉 殿下 Apologies, my lord.
嗯 Mmm!
啊 我的阿拉伯公主 Ah, my Arabian princess.
你的精灵出现了 Your genie has appeared.
我的骆驼正等着呢 然后 My camel awaits and...
不是给你的 格拉迪斯 我看到你的报纸了 It's not for you! Gladys, got your note.
哇 Wha-ho!
但是我想让你来看 But I want you to see, um...
从这 Over here.
环顾周围 看看其他人 See other people, in any direction!
哦 我现在真的不能跳舞 Oh, I really can't dance right now,
但你的动作 是如此的连贯一致 but your moves, so consistent.
-白马王子 -嘿 看看你 - Charming! - Hey, look at you!
我现在真的没有时间 所以大概以后也不会有吧 I'm really in a time crunch, so maybe... never?
哦 我们是不是上周才见过面？ 是啊 真有意思 是吧？ Oh, didn't we just meet last week? Yeah, that got funny, huh?
你根本不需要一个公主 你只需要一个好的厨师 You don't need a princess, you need a good cook.
和我在美味佳肴餐厅见面吧 Meet me at The Dainty Dish!
-什么？回来 -嘿 - What? Come back! - Hey!
-让开点 -别挡道 - Coming through! - Out of the way!
我知道她就在这附近 I know she's around here somewhere.
哇 Whoa!
啊 Huh!
准备出发冒险吧 Dressed for adventure!
看这双美丽的眼睛 Those eyes!
我要说点什么 赶紧说点什么啊 I need to say something. Say something!
弗雷德比 弗拉迪 Flayberby flobby!
这说的是什么？再来一次 What was that?! Try again.
-像美人鱼一样的脸 -不 - Face like a mermaid. - No!
猫鼬一样的声音 Voice of a meerkat!
我脑袋长得像个瓶子 煎饼上要涂黄油 My brain is a bottle! Butter on pancakes!
我这是怎么了 What is happening?
我怎么胡言乱语 I can't put a sentence together.
为什么我膝盖像西班牙炒饭一样软 And why do my knees feel like paella?
我的超级魅力了 怎么没用了？ Where's that super charm, and why isn't it working?
说点有用的啊 Say something that makes sense!
非常好 亲爱的女士 这很好 我们也很好 Very nice, my lady! This is nice. And so are we!
嗯 我认为你可能撞到你的头了 Um, I think you might have hit your head.
我可能是紧张了 I'm probably stressed.
纳梅尼女巫 一个邪恶的仙女 Nemeny Neverwish, a dark fairy
在与爱的战争中 威胁到我们的领地 at war with love itself, threatens our land.
但如果我接受这个严酷考验的话 But if I run the gauntlet and figure out
并且从三个未婚妻里找出一个最合适结婚的那一个的话 which of my three fiancées to marry,
我会发誓 然后把我们所有人都救下来 I'll take a vow and save us all!
你刚刚是说你和三个女人都订婚了？ Did you say you're engaged to three women?
听着 这又不是我想要的 好吗？ Look, it's not like I planned it, OK?
我有一种无法抵挡的魔力 I've got a charm that just won't let go.
-嗯 -这是一种诅咒 - Um... - It's such a curse.
好吧 你应该要记得经常松开你的手 Well, you should try letting go more often.
谢谢你跟我跳舞 伙计 Thanks for the dance, fella!
等等 Wait!
这是我感受过最奇怪的感觉了 That was the weirdest feeling.
啊哦 Uh-oh!
哦 不 Oh, no!
没人能走进弗拉泽利的吧台里 除非 No-one steps on this side of Frazelli's counter unless...
-你见过这个女人吗？ -不好意思 没见过 - Have you seen this woman? - I don't think so. Sorry!
呃 Uh...
抱歉 Sorry!
来吧 Come on!
唷 Phew!
哇 Whoa!
喂？有人吗？ Hello?! Is anyone here?
哦 我没注意到你们进来了呢 Oh, I didn't hear you girls come in!
我们想买结婚蛋糕 We all need our wedding cakes.
我们正在做最后的蛋糕装饰呢 We're just adding the final touches.
所以 这位金发女士 告诉我 So, blondie, tell me.
你跟你的真爱第一次见面是什么样子的？ How'd you and your, um, true love first meet?
好吧 虽然我没有多少时间说这个 Well, I don't have much time
但我的爸爸娶了一个彻头彻尾的精神病 but my father married a complete psycho.
她把他杀了 然后我被迫成了一个女佣 She had him killed and then turned me into the maid.
噢 我还扫过地呢 Oooh! I did floors!
好吧 那什么 我还有个仙女教母呢 Well, conveniently, I had a fairy godmother,
尽管谁也没有见过她的脸 even though she had never shown her face once
多年来 我一直住在自己家里的壁炉里 in the years and years I lived in the fireplace of my own home.
她做了什么？给儿童服务机构打电话吗？ What did she do? Make a call to Child Services?
她确实在城堡的舞会之夜出现过 She did show up the night of the big ball at the castle
她给了我一些非常漂亮的裙子 还有一辆炫酷的马车 and she gave me some really nice clothes, a fancy ride,
还有一双非常不舒服但是非常美丽的鞋子 and some gorgeous, though incredibly uncomfortable, shoes.
哦 我喜欢鞋子 Ooh! I like shoes.
现在我要担心每一个午夜的最后期限 Now I have to worry about the arbitrary midnight deadline
那是我仙女教母的魔法结束之时 of my fairy godmother's magic.
谢天谢地 我未来的丈夫设法找到我了 Oh, thank goodness my future husband managed to find me
很明显我是整个王国里 because I am apparently the only girl in my entire kingdom
唯一穿37点5码鞋的女人 with a size-6.5 foot.
哇 这真是一个非常错综复杂的故事 Wow! That is one seriously messed-up story.
那么 有着像白雪一样白的皮肤的那个 来说说你的故事 So, you with skin as white as snow, you're up.
你怎么遇见你的王子的？ How'd you meet your prince?
你是一个陌生人 所以不要碰我 You're a stranger, so don't touch me.
我邪恶的继母想杀了我 My evil stepmother tried to kill me.
邪恶的继母是最糟糕的了 Ugh. Evil stepmothers are the worst.
然后呢 起个在地底下工作 And then, seven tiny little bearded men
长着胡子的小矮人 who work underground
把我留在了树林中央的玻璃棺材里 left me in a glass coffin in the middle of the woods.
好吧 这就有点怪怪的了 OK, that's kind of weird.
不管怎样 就是在那时 我的白马王子找到了我 Anyways, that's when my sweet, charming prince found me...
然后吻了我 我就这么死而复生了 ..and kissed me and brought me back to life.
你说什么 他的吻让你复活了？ I'm sorry, his kiss brought you back to life?
是啊 很棒的嘴对嘴一吻 Yeah! Good old mouth-to-mouth.
你们知道吗 你们都有点吓着我了 You know, you're all kind of freaking me out.
但是我变态般的好奇心驱使着我想知道 And yet, with morbid curiosity, I can only wonder
从你的嘴巴里会讲出什么样的故事 what your lips will spout.
在我16岁生日那天 On my 16th birthday,
我的手指被纺车的纺锤扎了一下 I pricked my finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel
尽管我是真的被警告过了 even though I was, like, totally warned
如果我一碰纺锤的话 我就会永久的沉睡下去 that if I ever touched a spindle I'd fall asleep forever.
哦 天哪 这真是一个非常特别的诅咒 Oh, my! That's a very... specific curse.
是吧？ Right?!
不管如何 那些把我养在森林小屋的仙女们 Anyway, the fairies who raised me in a hut in the forest
把我的整个王国都陷入了沉睡中 totally put my entire kingdom to sleep.
-这是为什么？ -我不知道 - Why, exactly? - I don't know.
不管如何 我们都一起沉睡了一百年 Anyway, we all slept for a hundred years.
就在那时 那个非常神奇的王子 That's when my very own amazing prince
发现了在地板上沉睡的我 found me passed out on the floor.
然后他做了每个人都会做的事 And he did what anyone else would do.
他叫了一个医生来吗？ He called for a doctor?
他假装没看见你然后就走开了 He pretended he didn't see you and walked away
所以他就不必处理你的事了？ so he didn't have to deal?
没有 他吻了我 No. He kissed me.
然后五秒钟后 我们就订婚了 And five seconds later, we were engaged.
-哦 -然后很快我就会被加冕 - Oh! - And soon I'll be crowned.
嗯？ Huh?
那肯定是三个非常幸运的男人 Must be three lucky men!
谁有他的照片啊？ Who's got a picture?
我的宝藏男孩 ♪ My trophy boy! ♪
你们都想嫁给同一个王子吗？ Are you guys hoping to marry the same prince?
好吧 女士们 我能说什么呢 Well, ladies, what can I say,
除了谢谢你们的分享之外 就祝你们好运了 besides thanks for sharing, best of luck.
知道吗？也许去看医生试试也可以 And you know what? Maybe try therapy.
啊 真奇怪 Huh! Weird.
这些东西怎么在这？ How'd that get there?
噢 Ow!
被打劫了
中世纪时期的中世纪犯罪行为 Medieval crimes in medieval times!
睡美人被抢劫了 Sleeping Beauty robbed!
国王的没人将要起诉 King Beauty to prosecute.
灰姑娘被抢了 Cinderella robbed!
仙女教母慌得团团转 Fairy godmother flummoxed!
白雪公主被抢了 Snow White robbed!
嗨嚯矿物业公司的创始人是个暴躁的小矮人 Cranky, founding dwarf of the Hi-Ho Mining Company,
他提出控告 to press charges.
丑闻 Scandal!
所有三个被抢的皇室成员都和一个王子订婚了 All three ripped-off royals engaged to the same prince!
怎么做到的？为什么会这样？ How? Why?
听好了 听好了 Hear ye, hear ye!
严峻考验？
白马王子的传奇考验之旅 Charming to run the legendary gauntlet.
预测存活可能性？尚不清楚 Forecast for survival? Cloudy!
梅林的床上用品商店正在大减价 Merlin's Mattress Warehouse is having a sale!
价格超低 Prices - insane!
是的 那就是她 那个面包师盗贼 Yep, that's her, the baker burglar.
我要倒下了 I'm gonna lie down.
被陌生人抢劫了 这比在森林安全多了 Being robbed by strangers? It's safer in the woods.
所以我们把你困在这 So we've trapped you,
逃过了我的卫兵 偷走了我的宝藏的小偷 the thief who's stolen the treasure from my guards.
我很抱歉 但是 是你帮我把这个事弄得很简单的 My apologies, but... you make it easy.
-她偷走了我的王子 -爸爸 他是我的 - She's stealing my prince. - Daddy, he's mine!
是的 亲爱的 我正在努力呢 Yes, dears. I'm working on it!
我还觉得我有问题呢 And I thought I had problems!
那是变的迷人的诅咒 The Charming curse!
好吧 这是一个非常棘手的魔咒 不是吗 Well, it's one tough enchantment, isn't it?
是纳梅尼女巫的黑魔法 Dark magic from Neverwish.
这个很难被打破 但我会尽我的全力努力的 It's hard to break that spell, but I'll do my best!
哈 Huh?
什么 What?
哦 别担心 下次时钟在12点整敲响时 就会变回来的 Oh, don't worry, it'll turn back next time the clock strikes 12.
限时的魔法根本就算不上是魔法 这就是它的本质 Ticking clock magic's hardly magic at all, is what it is.
那位王子正在迎接这个严峻的考验 That prince is running the gauntlet.
-哦 可怜的宝贝 -我知道的 - Oooh! Poor dear. - I know.
我见过有些比他强壮两倍的人都没能活下来 I've seen some guys twice his size never survive that one.
至少你还有张照片能怀念一下他 At least you have a picture to remember him.
好吧 如果他被杀了 就没人会结婚了 不是吗 Well, if he's killed, nobody marries, do they?
等一下 有没有一个办法 Wait a minute - could there be a way
能让我们达成一个小小的共识 that we could come to a little arrangement?
而不是把我关起来 Instead of... jail?
我觉得我会被说服的 I guess I could be convinced.
小偷 你来保护这个王子吧 Hmm. Thief, you will protect this prince.
我吗 好吧 Me? Fine!
你把我放了 You turn me loose,
我让你的王子通过这个试炼 I get your prince through the gauntlet alive.
但我的要价不低 But I don't come cheap.
可能要一笔金子才行 It'll cost a fortune in gold.
三倍金币能打动你吗 Perhaps three golden fortunes would suffice?
现在我们成交了 装满三辆马车 Now we have a deal. Three horse carts full.
不准用支票 只准现金支付 No promissory notes, payments in cash only.
所以我现在就让他去火焰山了对吧 So I just get him to Fire Mountain?
那就是我们让他选择新娘的地方了 That's where we make him pick a bride.
我会让他在三日之内到火焰山的 I'll get him to Fire Mountain in three days.
你走在我们前面 在地图的这条主干道上 You take the main road ahead of us
我带着王子走一条更安全的路 while I guide the prince through a safer route.
把它想象成一条简单的小路 Think of it as gaunt-lite.
因为全镇都贴满了我的通缉广告 And I'm on wanted posters all over town,
所以我得隐藏一下自己 so I'll be in disguise.
三天 Three days.
同意 她去哪儿了？ Agreed! Where did she go?
嘿 她偷了我的假胡子 Hey! She stole my moustache!
贵族的亲信 也提供租斧子服务
有偿带娃 只收金币
出售割草机 低保养费还有自行驱动
剑术课程 有20年经验的老师授课
悬赏通缉 兰诺尔 科昆诺内兹
听说你在经历磨炼 Heard you were running the gauntlet.
你需要一个值得信赖的向导来度过这道难关 You'll need a trusted guide to make it through.
你很幸运 Lucky for you,
我知道这个残酷考验的每一个部分 I know my way around every part of the gauntlet.
你知道的 就像是一个在考验中指点迷津的向导 You know, like a gauntlet guide.
好吧 我正在想请一个 Well, I was thinking of hiring
这上面的恶棍来指导我度过这个难关 one of these ruffians to guide me through it.
这个人有一点过于好斗了 This one was a little too aggressive.
把我那里弄得很疼 阿咳 A real pain in the... ahem!
但她肯定免疫了我的一切魅力 But she certainly was immune to all of my charms.
告诉我 Tell me,
你能想象得到跟像这样的人一起旅行会是怎样的么 could you imagine travelling with someone like this?
不 绝不 永远 永远都想不到的 Nope! Never, ever, ever, ever.
你很幸运 You're lucky.
在大路上混久了会让你的生活感觉到一些疯狂 Life on the open road can make you a little bit crazy.
你说你可以当我的向导 You said you were a guide?
更像是你注定的向导 已经朝着出发的道路前进了 More like THE guide! Already headed that way.
我是白马王子菲利普 Prince Philippe Charming.
我是兰 And I'm Len...
额 Um...
我是兰尼 I'm Lenny.
没错 我叫兰尼 Yup, Lenny's my name!
我们马上出发吧 We leave at once!
那么 兰尼 So, Lenny...
晚饭吃什么 What's for supper?
-什么 -晚饭 - Excuse me? - Supper.
午饭后 睡觉前吃的饭 The meal that comes after lunch, before bed.
我们准备吃什么 What are we having?
为什么不是你告诉我 Why don't you tell me?
哦 哦 哦 真尴尬 呃 我 Oh, oh. Oh, awkward. Uh, I...
我以为你已经知道吃什么了 I assumed you picked up on it already.
呃 我是 Um, I am...
一个王子 ..a prince.
你知道的 You know.
那么 嗯 So, um...
哦 你是对的 这确实很尴尬 Oh, you're right, this IS awkward,
因为我以为你已经知道吃什么了 because I assumed that YOU picked up on it already.
我不在乎 I don't care.
那你建议我 Then you suggest I...
什么 自己找吃的 What? Fend for myself?
只有你饿了 陛下 Only if you're hungry, Your Majesty.
你在嘲笑我 You're mocking me.
好吧 你可以更男子气些 Well, you could man up a little.
哦 当然 你是嫉妒了 Oh, of course. You're jealous.
嫉妒你 Of you?!
我是一个有崇高追求的王子 I am a prince on a noble quest.
你是小偷 You are a thief
除了你的把戏之外你不喜欢任何东西 incapable of loving anything but... your trinkets.
那么 你最后为什么与三位公主交往 So, how does one end up engaged to three princesses?
这有点麻烦 It is a little bit troubling.
作为出生在王室的王子 When you're born a prince,
你要娶一位公主 you marry a princess.
我必须找到一个真正爱我的人来打破这个诅咒 I have to find one who truly loves me to break this curse.
所以我一个接一个地向她们提出求婚 So I just keep proposing to them, one after another.
你看 你不是偷走她们的心 你是获得了它 You see, you don't steal their heart, you earn it.
受教了 绅士先生 So enlighten me, Señor Suave.
当你救了她们 为什么非得娶她们呢 When you save them, why do you have to marry them?
你没在听吗？ Are you not listening?
等等 Wait for it.
王子 PRINCE!
那么 没有真正的爱情 So then, no true love?
当我明白自己想要与谁在一起时 真爱就会到来 That will come when I discover who I am to be with.
那么谁最有可能 So who's in the lead?
它可能是穿玻璃鞋的女孩 灰姑娘 It could be the girl with the glass shoes, Cinderella.
我们见面的那晚上 她觉得时间在流逝 The night we met, she felt the clock ticking.
但现在她不那么着急了 But now she takes her time.
-这需要多久？ -呃 一小会？ - How long is this going to take? - Uh... a while?
滴答 滴答 伙计 某些地方总是午夜 Tick-tock, buddy! It's always midnight somewhere!
好的 OK!
-我不是达芬奇或者谁 -嗯 - I'm no Da Vinci or anything. - Mm-hm.
你知道 他刚发明了一种新的 Did you know he just invented a new kind of...
他是发明了一种更快速的画肖像画法吗？ Is he inventing a faster way to paint a portrait? Huh?
快干涂料？我已经摆了一个小时造型了 Quick-drying paint? I've got a fitting in an hour!
所以你愿意为她冒生命危险吗？ So you're willing to risk your life for her?
我必须 真正的爱是值得冒险的 I must! True love for my people is in jeopardy.
挑战包括三个不可能完成的任务 The gauntlet consists of three impossible tasks.
嗯 Hmm!
一 穿过难以通行的小路 One - cross an impassable pass.
二 在不可能存活的袭击中活下来 Two - survive an unsurvivable attack.
拳打脚踢 The punching and the kicking!
三 打败无敌怪兽 And three - conquer an unconquerable beast.
-哦 -这会那只是个皮影戏 - Oooh. - Now, that's a shadow puppet.
听起来很辛苦 Sounds exhausting.
这就是我要说的 That's what I said.
不过 比起收集和囤积宝贝 Still, can't be worse than
要糟多了 collecting and hoarding treasure.
嘿 也许这就是我的真爱 Hey, perhaps that's MY true love.
不可能 宝贝永远不会爱你 Not possible. Treasure can never love you back.
它永远无法满足你 It can never complete you.
为什么不能 得到它确实能满足你所有要求 Why not? Obtaining it does meet all of your requirements.
不是全部 因为有第四个也是最后一个考验 Not all, for there is a fourth and final requirement.
两个恋人都必须完全互相信任 Both lovers must take a blind leap of faith for each other.
因为金币和罕见的小玩意儿 And since gold coins and rare baubles
永远做不到这样 can never do that,
在某天结束时 at the end of the day,
如果只剩下你和自己的财富 if it's just you and your treasure,
你会很孤独了 you are alone.
我已经等了20年了 20 years I've waited,
在等两个日落 and now it's but two more sunsets
诅咒就会被封印 and the curse is sealed.
到了那个时候 Then and only then
你会看到我诅咒的强大破坏力 will you see the true devastation of my curse.
那么 兰尼 你呢 So, Lenny, what about you?
你生命中有一个特别的人吗？ Is there a special someone in your life?
哈 没有 Hah! No.
你和我来自不同的世界 You and I are cut from different cloths.
-你不会懂的 -跟我说说 - You could never understand. - Try me.
嗯 好吧 我在海上长大 Hmm. Well, I grew up on the open sea,
它教会我一个道理 and it taught me one consistent lesson.
谁都别信 Trust no-one.
-任何人吗？ -任何人 - No-one? - No-one.
让你活着 让你吃饱 Keeps you alive and keeps you fed,
但这不意味着让你得到很多朋友 but it doesn't earn you a lot of friends.
朋友？我听说过这个词 Friends? I've heard of those.
但是我父亲从未任命谁做我的朋友 But my father never appointed any to me.
你 呃 会说梦话 你知道吗？ You, uh, talk in your sleep. You know that?
我说梦话？ 我说什么了？ I do? What do I say?
呃 我不知道 You know, I don't know,
但我敢肯定你在被一伙愤怒的人追赶 but I'm pretty sure you were being chased by an angry gang.
是的 晚上一群暴徒会在梦里追我 It's true. A mob chases me through my dreams at night.
我想这样的梦是从妈妈去世时开始的 I think the dreams started when Mama died.
我知道当我找到真爱时这个梦就会结束的 I know they will end when I find my true love.
其他晚上 我只会梦到煎饼 And on other nights, I just dream about pancakes!
啊 好诡异啊 Oh... how mysterious!
哇 Whoa!
啊 Aie!
查理 怎么了？ Charlie! What is it, girl?
不对劲 This isn't right.
这是怎么回事？ What is going on here?
那是什么？ What was that?
-兰尼 -坚持住 - Lenny! - Hang on!
哇 这根本不是一条好走的小路 Whoa! This isn't gaunt-lite at all!
它差点杀了我 That almost killed me!
我是说 你看到了吗？ I mean, did you see that?
我知道 整个山谷都活过来了 I know! The whole valley's alive!
好了 你以前用过弓吗？ Ok. Have you ever used a bow before?
-当然 -太好了 在那 - Of course. - Great. There!
啊 Ugh!
我以为你说你知道怎么用弓箭 I thought you said you know how to use a bow!
不 我说我曾经使用过我的弓箭 No, I said I HAD used one, which I have.
曾经 Once.
啊 拿缰绳 Ugh! Take the reins!
嗯 好的 Um, yeah...
我不会驾驶马车 所以 I don't really do the driving, so...
好的 我来架马车 OK, I'll drive!
-哇 -啊 - Whoa! - Ahh!
哇 好箭法 Whoa! Nice shot!
哇 Whoa!
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
我不知道 我以前从来没有架过马车 I don't know. I've never driven one of these things before.
哇 哇 Whoa! Whoa!
啊 Argh!
这就是白马王子死掉的地方 And this is where Charming died.
剧终 The end.
也许不是 Or maybe not!
哇 Whooa!
啊 Ahh!
啊 好神奇啊 Um... amazing!
你知道那是什么吗？ Do you know what that was?
我的意思是 你知道那是什么吗？ I mean, do you know what that was?
知道 那是一个落入充满杀人藤蔓的 Yeah, that was a treasure chest
森林中的宝箱 dropping into a forest full of killer vines.
那是不可通过的小路 哦 多刺激 It was an impassable pass! Oh, what a thrill!
啊哈 拿着 Aha! Take that!
比你的侍卫为你做的更让人兴奋吗? Even more thrilling than if your men did it for you?
我明白你在说什么 你说对的 I understand what you're implying and you're right.
我一生都在别人的帮助下度过 I have always been carried across life's impassable passes
生活中的种种困难 on the shoulders of others.
但是今天我们像兄弟一样一起面对 But today we faced it together like brothers in arms!
真是太棒了 And it was awesome!
看我通过考验 Look at me running that gauntlet,
追寻我的真爱 pursuing my one true love!
这是命运 It's destiny!
我觉得自己充满力量 I feel so alive!
还有你 你太棒了 And you! You are amazing!
你想要什么 一个吻 What do you want, a kiss?
-你说什么 -开玩笑拉 - What did you say? - Kidding!
我很男人的 就像 真可笑 兄弟 I'm so male it's, like, ridiculous, bro!
就像 我真是一个男人 Like, what a dude I am!
-对 对 兄弟 -兄弟 - Right! Yeah! Bro. - Bro!
你需要教我如何使用这个东西 You need to teach me how to use this thing
还有弓和马车 and the bow and the cart.
哇 好吧 也许不是马车 嗯 Whoa! Well, maybe not the cart. Um...
还有其他所有东西 But everything else!
你为什么还带着剑 Why do you even carry a sword?
因为它看起来棒极了 Because it looks fantastic.
接招吧 恶棍 Take that, scoundrel!
恶棍 真的吗 Scoundrel? Really?
好吧 OK.
好吧 我忍不了了 OK, I can't take this anymore.
听着 你这样永远不会征服敌人 Look, you'll never vanquish an enemy like that.
即使是你想象中敌人 来 让我给你演示 Not even an imaginary one. Here, let me show you.
你的剑不是配件 Your sword is not an accessory.
就像你的笑容 在你的剑指向的地方要更加小心 So like that smile of yours, be more careful where you point it.
像这样 Like this.
嗯 感觉如何 Uh... how does that feel?
棒 很棒 Nice. Very nice.
进攻 Attack!
哇 哇 Whoa, whoa!
哦 看 白马王子真的在尝试 Oh, look, Prince Charming's actually attempting
想办法通过考验 打破他的诅咒 to find his way through the gauntlet and break his curse.
真可爱啊 How adorable.
不过那是什么 But what's this?
一个旅行女搭档 A female travelling companion?
她不知怎么就不受他的魅力影响了 And she's somehow immune to his charm?
哦 不 Oh, no!
这是不能容忍的 This will not be tolerated!
奇怪 我可以发誓 Weird. I could have sworn...
哦 好吧 我觉得我们应该走这条路 Oh, well. I guess we'll go this way.
那么 你是怎么认识这些公主的呢 So, how well do you even know these princesses?
比如 睡美人小姐 Like, uh, Little Miss Sleepy Head?
啊 睡美人 最后苏醒的那位 Ah, the girl who slept, who is at last awake.
我喜欢睡美人的精力 What I love about Sleeping Beauty is her energy.
在睡了一百年后 她苏醒了 After a hundred-year nap, she's rejuvenated,
精神百倍 准备新的生活 vivacious, ready for life.
哦 天呐 Oh, boy.
嗨 亲爱的 Hello? Dear?
出 出什么事了吗 Did it... Did it happen again?
请保持你的姿势 Just hold that pose.
在躺椅上摆姿势怎么样 What about posing on a chaise lounge?
或者是床上 Or maybe a bed?
我不认为这是个好主意 I don't think that's a good idea.
或者我可以抱着一只羊 Or maybe I'm holding a sheep?
两只羊 三只羊 Two sheep? Three sheep?
啊 又来 Ugh! Again?!
当然 我可能错了 Of course, I could be wrong.
你知道什么可以帮助到我们吗 You know what might help us?
我的发明家给我看的这个小玩意叫做指南针 This gadget my inventors showed me called a compass.
无论你走到哪里 针都指向北方 Wherever you go, the needle points to north.
在海上 我们真正需要的是星星 At sea, all we really needed were the stars
来指引我们前进的方向 to get us wherever we were going.
海上的生活听起来像是 一场刺激的冒险 Life at sea sounds like... a thrilling adventure.
其实不是 大多是辛苦的工作 Well, it's not! A lot of it is hard work.
你总是小心翼翼的 And you're always watching your back.
不是所有的人都像你一样迷人 Not all of us are as charmed as you.
哇 我这么迷人 我也没办法 Whoa, I can't help it if I'm too charming.
什么 拜托 What? Please!
看 这些公主的崇拜不会持续到永远 Look, the adoration of these princesses won't last forever.
-我要打破诅咒 -怎么打破 - I'll break the curse. - How?
那个谜题缺失的部分就在那里 The missing piece of the puzzle is out there.
-这甚至称不上一个计划 -你为什么这么悲观 - That's barely even a plan! - Why are you such a pessimist?
你为什么这么乐观 Why are you such an optimist?
我们完全迷路了 We're totally lost!
是的 但是每走一步都有希望 Yes, but with every new step, there is hope.
但不是这一步 But not that step.
哦 Uh-oh!
这是什么 What is it?
-这是马蒂利加 -马蒂什么？ - It's the Matilija. - The Matili-wha?
一个由野蛮巨人组成的森林部落 A forest tribe of savage giants.
没有人能在遇到他们后幸存下来 No-one has ever survived an encounter with them.
等等 如果遇到他们的人 Hold on - if no-one has ever survived
都没有活下来 an encounter with them,
其他人怎么知道他们的存在的呢 how does anyone know they exist?
因为 额 Because... well...
确实 我还真的从来没有想过这个问题 You know, I've never actually thought about that.
-哦 -哇 - Oh! - Whoa!
好吧 我们死定了 OK. We're dead.
莱尼 我的朋友 不要烦恼 Lenny, my friend, do not fret.
我应付的了 I got this.
你们好呀 你们这些小可爱 Well, hello there, you delicate little flowers!
魅力太大是祸 Sometimes it's a curse...
有时也是福 ..and a blessing.
开始派对吧 So, what time's the party?
我们嗨起来 And what can we bring?
大家一起嗨起来 Let's get this party started!
如果你们爱吃人 就让我听听你们的尖叫 If you love to eat people, let me hear you scream!
这首是点给女士们的 Alright, this one's for the ladies!
让大家听见肚子的咕噜声 Let me hear those stomachs roar!
她们都蛮轻盈的嘛 They're very light on their feet.
嘿 这发簪 蛮特别的嘛 Hey, that's... quite a hairpin.
马蒂利加的匕首坚不可摧 The indestructible dagger of the Matilija,
在大火山用了数百年锻造而成 forged in the Fire Mountain centuries ago
献给酋长的丈夫 for the husband of the chief.
涂油礼开始吧 Let the anointing begin!
涂油礼 Anointing?
啊 当然了 Ah! Of course.
通常情况下 Under normal circumstances,
你会从头到脚地涂上 you'd be rubbed from head to toe
我们祖先的圣油 with the sacred oil of our ancestors.
但是我们决定不了谁来涂你 But since we cannot decide who should be allowed to anoint you,
那我们只好轮流上了 we'll all take a turn!
那会是很多油啊 That's a lot of anointing.
呃 我的朋友怎么样 Uh, what happened to my friend?
那个留胡子的丑家伙吗 The ugly one with the bad moustache?
他不会被涂 He will not be anointed.
不管怎样 就当是给你一份特别的结婚礼物 However, as a special wedding gift to you,
我们就不吃他了 he will also not be eaten.
留作早餐 Until breakfast!
哦 那真是太慷慨了 Oh, that's very generous.
他在哪里 Where is he?
在半神谕 With the Half-Oracle.
半神谕 The Half-Oracle?
她只是一只眼睛瞎了 She is only blind in one eye
因此只有半数情况下是对的 and therefore only right half the time.
你是背负爱的使命来到这里的 You are here on a mission of love.
爱 是的 严格来说是的 Love? Well, yes, technically.
只不过是白马王子的 不是我的 Charming's, not mine.
你在寻找一个已经离开这个王国的人 You seek one who has departed this realm.
什么 不 What? No!
已经将你的心打入灵魂深渊 You have sentenced your heart to eternity in your soul's dungeon
永不敞开 and tossed the key.
-你喜欢针线活 -不 才不是 - You enjoy knitting. - No, I don't.
啊 你即将背叛别人 Ah. You are on the verge of a betrayal so monumental
恶劣严重到真爱变得难以捉摸 that love itself hangs in the balance.
背叛是一个很挺刺耳的词 你不觉得吗 Betrayal is such a harsh word, don't you think?
回家之后 你会成为修女 When you return home, you will join a convent.
嗯 不 Um... no.
但你内心长久潜伏的希望余烬 But long-dormant embers of your own hope
即将点燃 threaten to ignite within you,
因为另一个人触动了你的心扉 for you have allowed yourself to be touched by another,
所以现在你一定疑惑 and therefore you must now question
所有关于自我的种种假设 all previous assumptions of self.
好吧 也许吧 OK, maybe.
也许我无法靠近真爱 Maybe on some level that I can't access
但我还是希望我能试着爱上某个人 I'm hoping that I can maybe learn to love someone.
用真爱之吻 By sharing true love's kiss.
我什么也不是 "I'm just no-one,
因此 我永远无法体验真爱之吻 "therefore I can never experience true love's kiss."
我声音才不是那样 I don't sound like that!
但你说对了 真爱救不了你 But you're right. True love cannot save you.
嗯 除非 你主动敞开心扉 Hmm! Unless... you let it in.
啊 不是真爱 被高估了吗 Ugh! Isn't true love... overrated?
是的 是的 我现在看到了 Yes, yes... I see it now.
你拒绝了他 ♪ You turned him down
亲爱的 你会发觉 ♪ And, baby, you found
你生命的一部分 ♪ A little piece of you
完整无缺 ♪ And it's a piece left intact
不会伪装 ♪ A part that won't act
但你期待已久 ♪ But it's overdue
所以你只能沦陷 ♪ So you could just fail
放低姿态 ♪ You could lower your tail
舍身送命 ♪ And just lay down to die
但希望尚存 ♪ But a sliver of hope
一个潜逃的梦想 ♪ And a dream to elope
我能预见 ♪ So sees my good eye
还有 ♪ And I
我看见你在浩瀚中 ♪ I see you are infinite
寻到了唯一所属 ♪ And I see you are definite
你的笑靥变化多姿 ♪ You push that shape-shifting smile
防备卸下 ♪ And as your defence falls
心房坍塌 ♪ Like your castle walls
轰然倒下 ♪ It comes crashing down
不复存在 ♪ It comes crashing down
你曾说 ♪ But I hear you
心门不会为谁而开 ♪ You don't want love anymore
但你已沉沦 ♪ But you're drowning
噢 ♪ Oh
我感觉到 ♪ And I feel you
你拒爱千里 ♪ You shut love out evermore
痛苦无比 ♪ Pain surrounds you
噢 ♪ Oh
你只能沦陷 ♪ So you could just fail
放低姿态 ♪ You could lower your tail
不要屈服 ♪ Don't just lay down to die... ♪
等等 我还有一个问题 Wait! I have one more question.
有没有可能 Is it possible that...
嗯 那个 白马王子可能是我的真爱呢 ..well, that... Charming could maybe possibly be my true love?
-有-你确定吗 - Yes. - You're certain?
-不确定 -啊 你就是个半神 - No. - Ugh! Half-Oracle!
哇 麻烦大了 Whoo! Hot potato!
女士们 不要 不要 Ladies, please, please!
好痒啊 That tickles!
我就像一块肥皂 I'm like a bar of soap!
放我走 放我走吧 Please let me go. Please let me go.
我从没想过要伤害你们 I never meant to hurt you all.
我会打破诅咒的 只要我 I can break the curse, if I could just...
什么 我在哪里 发生什么事了 What?! Where am I? What happened?
伊力 兰尼在哪儿 Illy! Where's Lenny?
营救计划开始 Then a rescue plan is up to us.
匕首 好主意 The dagger! Good idea!
道有道规 The road has a code.
不能丢弃 Leave no friend...
任何朋友 ..behind.
伊力 Illy!
-你看起来真亮 -哦 谢谢 - You look awfully shiny. - Oh, thanks.
150次涂油礼不亮不行啊 150 anointings will do that to a man.
走吧 我们得离开这里 Come on. We got to get out of here.
首领要我做压寨老公 还要 The chief and I are getting married, and...
额 早饭把你吃了 Well, we're eating you for breakfast.
好吧 我说我怎么被腌了一晚上 Well, that does explain why I've been marinating all night.
嗯 Mmm...
老实说 味道不错 Tangy. It's quite nice, actually.
是吗 Right?
照烧吗 Teriyaki?
哦 Oh!
-嘿 -哦 呃 - Hey! - Oh. Uh...
你知道吗 你有世界第一可爱的 眼睛 You know, you have the loveliest... eye.
再见 See ya!
快 他们逃跑了 Quick! They're escaping!
他们可能要逃跑 也可能不是 And they're either going to get away or they're not!
驾 Hyah!
爬上来 Climb up!
不 不要 真爱不要跑 No, no! Not my true love!
拦住他 Stop him!
他带走了坚不可摧的匕首 He has the indestructible dagger.
还有我们的早餐 And our breakfast.
往好的方面想 在无法生存的战斗中幸存下来 On the bright side, surviving an unsurvivable attack
确实在我们的必做清单上 IS on our to-do list.
嘿 是那个考验 确实 Hey! The gauntlet! You do believe.
啊 Huh!
啊 Ugh!
哇 Lenny 老兄 你太重了 Whoa! Lenny, dude. Very heavy.
-那是马 -我找到火把了 - That's the horse! - Found a torch!
那是我的脚踝 That's my ankle.
好吧 我们需要一些光亮 OK. We got to get some light in here.
啊 不是这意思啊 Ugh! Not what I meant!
只有我可以拥有他 No-one can have him but me!
你是我的 我的 You are mine! Mine!
-都是我的 -没有别的出口了 - All mine! - There's no other way out.
你和我要永远在一起 You and me forever!
永远 永远 直到永远 And ever and ever and ever!
-不该这样结束的 -为什么 - It doesn't end like this. - Why?
是不是你父亲给你讲了什么无厘头的理论 'Cause your father handed down some insane theory
讲在这个残酷的世界里找到真爱要付出的代价 about what it takes to find love in this cruel world?
不 是因为我不能死在这里 不是今天 No, because I cannot die here. Not today.
我把时间都浪费在泛泛而谈上 没有付出行动 I wasted my time talking, not doing.
是的 嗯 Yeah, well...
我想去看看金字塔 但我应该去不了了 I wanted to see the Pyramids. But I guess I'm not going to.
这辈子我是为自己而活的 I've done nothing for anyone in this world but myself.
我想结束诅咒 I want to put an end to my curse.
我想永远幸福 I want a happily ever after.
大家都是 For everyone.
恩 Yeah.
我也想那样 I want that too.
我有件事要告诉你 There's something I need to tell you.
就是 额 The thing is... Well...
我其实不是 I'm not really...
那里 There!
-谢谢你 -谢什么 - Thank you. - For what?
-回来救我 -我们都快到地了 - Coming back for me. - Well, we're almost there.
我还没有选好新娘呢 I still haven't chosen a bride.
是啊 公主们 Right. The princesses.
那个叫白雪什么的是谁啊 What about Snowy What's-Her-Name?
哦 白雪公主啊 童年挺悲惨的 Oh, Snow White. Had a bad childhood.
邪恶的皇后骗她吃了毒苹果 Yeah, an evil queen tricked her into eating a poisoned apple.
但是 她还是继续信任别人 But, you know, she never stopped trusting people.
你能转过身来吗 Can you turn around?
我不想背对着窗户 Yeah, I don't want to turn my back to the window.
我也不应该和陌生人说话 And I really shouldn't talk to strangers.
-我是画家 -你也有可能是巫师 - I'm the painter. - Or you could be a witch.
不 不 我 我就是画家 No! No, I'm... I'm the painter.
你听到了吗 嘘 Did you hear that? Shh!
-小脚丫 -嗯 让我们加一些道具 - Little feet. - Um... Let's try some props.
-苹果可以吗 -啊 不要苹果 - Will you accept this apple? - Ah! No apples!
不 等等 No, wait!
-她始终如一 -是啊 - Oh, yeah, she's a keeper. - Yeah.
好吧 我们继续前进吧 Well, let's keep moving.
兄弟 Buddy.
你们战胜了吃人族 So, you bested the man-eaters,
真是峰回路转 出人意料啊 an impressive and unexpected turn of events.
但我敢打赌当面对内心最大的诱惑时 But I wager you'll not fare so well
你们就不会这么幸运了 when faced with your own worst temptations.
我的 Mine!
哦 我要这个 我也要这个 Oh! And I'll take this one. And I'll take this one too.
-哦 我要这个 -嗯 - Ooh! And I'll take this one! - Hmm.
哦 这个也要 哦 这个还要 Ooh! And I'll take this one. Ooh, and I'll take this one too.
哇 Wow!
哦 Ooh!
那绝对是我的 That is definitely mine.
你觉得这样好吗 Are you sure this is a good idea?
我们现在不能允许虚假的诱惑转移我们的注意力 We cannot allow false temptations to distract us now.
这只是一块色彩鲜艳的石头 Lenny 我们走吧 It's just a colourful rock, Lenny. Let's go!
哇哦 Whoa!
我收回我的话 那不是石头 I take it back! That's not a rock!
-不是石头 绝不是石头 -我的 - Not a rock! Not a rock! - Mine!
小心 Look out!
这就是我所说的不可征服的野兽 Now, that's what I call an unconquerable beast.
开干吧 上啊 Let's do this. Attack!
嗷 Ow!
-你没事吧 -啊 - Are you OK? - Ugh!
开玩笑吧 我就需要这个 Are you kidding? This is exactly what I needed.
听着 不管发生什么事 你都不能帮我 Listen. No matter what happens, you cannot help me.
等等 你不会想和这怪物单打独斗吧 Wait! You're not gonna try and fight that thing alone?!
为了完成挑战 就得这样 To complete the gauntlet, I must.
不 不 我很抱歉 No! No! I'm sorry.
我不能站在这里 I can't just stand here
看着你被打死 and watch you get pummelled to death.
兰尼 你发过誓的 Lenny. Your oath.
我会坚守诺言的 You have my word.
主动出击 令人尊敬 Striking deliberately! With respect!
我这次没有说恶棍这个词 I did not use the word 'scoundrel'!
和我想象的不一样啊 Well, that played out differently in my mind.
你好 Hola.
看起来 不是个母的无敌怪兽 So... Not a female unconquerable beast, then?
嘿 你 Hey, you!
来啊 来打我啊 Come here! Fight me!
哦 来呀 我真要接受考验呢 Oh, come on! I'm trying to run the gauntlet here.
哈哈 抓住你了 Ha-ha! I got you now!
你是我的了 怪兽 You're mine, beast!
丢人 Embarrassing.
啊 Huh!
嗯 Huh...
哇哦 Whoa!
它是想要回宝石 The gem, he wants it back!
我来了 Incoming!
你是不是在找这个 I think you were looking for this.
我搞定了 I did it!
我没搞定 I didn't do it!
快看啊 Look at him.
对啊 Yeah.
他肯定会死的 为爱而死 He's totally gonna die. And for love!
兰尼 Lenny!
我是说 他还真的相信 I mean... He really believes it.
难道很久以前我放弃寻找的答案 Could the answer I gave up finding so long ago
就像胡乱一跳那么简单吗？ truly be as simple as a blind leap?
兰尼 Lenny!
还有一点 会被接住的侥幸 And a little faith that I'll be caught?
我知道我说过无论如何 但是 I know I said "no matter what", but...
救命啊 Help!
也许他的命运不止是 Maybe there's more to him
王子要娶公主 than just a prince looking for a princess.
为了你心中的爱 不管爱的是什么 救命啊 For the love of anything you love, help me!
白马王子 Charming!
太棒了 哈哈 Yes! Ha-ha!
哦 好了 Oh. Well...
你也成全了我 You complete me too.
噢 Ow!
好吧 击拳 来吧 OK. Oh. Bumping. Yeah.
他成功了 He did it!
他用丢失的那一块 He conquered the unconquerable beast
征服了无敌怪兽 with a missing piece.
他 他会不会也是我丢失的那一块呢 I-is he MY missing piece?
不 怎么可能 No. That's stupid.
但是 万一是呢 But... What if?
我要弄清楚 I need to know for sure.
如果我明天带他去火焰山 If I deliver him to those princesses
见了公主们 at Fire Mountain tomorrow,
我就永远不会知道他会不会爱上像我这样的女孩 I'll never know if he could fall for a girl like me.
她比我想象的更有威胁 She's a bigger threat than I imagined.
但一颗封锁了那么久的心是脆弱的 But a heart locked away for so long can be fragile.
很容易就会被伤害 It doesn't take much to break it.
给带了个纪念品 Got you a souvenir!
这是他挤出来的 He just squeezes these out.
你看到了吗？ Did YOU see?
嘿 Hey.
兰尼呢？ Where's Lenny?
这是什么？ What's this?
今晚八点 美味佳肴餐厅见 "Meet me at The Dainty Dish at eight."
诅咒已被平分 ♪ The curse that's shared is halved
还以为我会很痛苦 ♪ Thought I'd break my back
但诅咒已被平分 ♪ But a curse that's shared is halved
如今我看清事实 ♪ Now, I know that's a fact
但每次我坠入深渊 ♪ But every time I'm slipping down there
你深刻的言语 ♪ You say something so profound that
让我眼睛湿润 ♪ I feel my eyes start to water
我近距离的看着 ♪ I'm watching closely
希望能够看透 ♪ Hoping to learn something
但你的内心波澜不惊 ♪ But nothing breaks your spirit
你生来就为了付出 ♪ You're a creature built for giving
你生来就为了指引我 ♪ You're a teacher and you're teaching me
找到爱的感觉 ♪ A way to feel these feelings, oh
你似乎毫无畏惧 你是如此充满魔力 ♪ Nothing seems to scare you You're so magical
充满让我无法自拔的魔力 ♪ So magical could be my love
你我的解药 ♪ You're the solution right here
-为古老的真理 -你是纯粹无暇 - ♪ To my oldest truth - ♪ You're here undiluted
在蔚蓝的大海和天空中 ♪ In ocean and skies of blue
你无处不在 充满我的世界 ♪ You're here, there and everywhere
哦 充满我的世界 ♪ Oh, you're everywhere
充满我的世界 ♪ you're everywhere
没有什么能击败你的灵魂 ♪ But nothing breaks your spirit
你生来就为了付出 ♪ You're a creature built for giving
你生来就是为了指引我 ♪ You're a teacher and you're teaching me a way
找到爱的感觉 ♪ To feel these feelings, oh
你似乎毫无畏惧 ♪ Nothing seems to scare you
如此充满魔力 ♪ You're so magical
充满让我无法自拔的魔力 ♪ So magical could be my love
你似乎毫无畏惧 ♪ Nothing seems to scare you
如此充满魔力 ♪ You're so magical
充满让我无法自拔的魔力 ♪ So magical could be my love. ♪
请问 这里是美味佳肴餐厅吗？ Pardon me. The Dainty Dish?
欢迎来到美味佳肴 Welcome to The Dainty Dish,
世界闻名的长爪之家 home of the world-famous long claws.
啊？ Wha...?!
想进来的话 If you wish to enter,
得先回答我三个问题 you must answer my questions three.
-好的 -一共几位 - OK. - How many people in your party?
呃 两位 Uh... Two.
定位置了吗？ Do you have a reservation?
-我想定了 -用什么方式付钱？ - I think so. - And how will you be paying?
恩 王子不是免单吗？ Hmm. Don't princes eat free?
噢 Ow!
现金支付 I'll pay cash.
很好 欢迎来到美味佳肴餐厅 You are... Welcome to The Dainty Dish!
你是到达派对的第一个 You're the first in your party to arrive.
可以让我带你去你的座位吗？ May I show you to your table?
呃 谢谢 Uh... Please.
诅该死的诅咒 就混进去吧 Curse this curse! Just blend in.
嘿 小心点 Hey, watch it!
低调 Be cool.
别看她们 Avoid eye contact.
得赶紧选一个公主了 Choose one of the princesses, quick!
很好 非常好 棒极了 Wonderful, wonderful. Enchanté.
这边请 先生 Ah! Here we go, monsieur, and...
今晚的特色菜是西班牙炒饭 Our special tonight is paella.
嗯 西班牙炒饭 Hmm. Paella.
嗯 我的膝盖有一次赶紧就像西班牙炒饭 Hm. My knees felt like paella once.
啊 不知道那个女强盗怎么样了 Ah! I wonder whatever happened to that bandit woman.
嗯 最好只点烤肉就行了 Hmm. Best just to order the kebabs.
女士们 Ladies...
白马王子需要你们的陪伴 Prince Charming could use some company.
那么 Well...
进去吧 Here goes.
这就是我的故事 我打败了 And that is my tale. Now that I've conquered...
无敌的怪兽 ..the unconquerable...
我这个王子 得选一个公主 ..this prince must choose his princess.
那我 我该选她们三个中谁结婚呢 Now, which one of the three? I get married tomorrow.
我真是个白痴 I'm such an idiot.
我在想什么呢？ 他当然只会选公主 What was I thinking? He'll always want a princess.
而不是平民老百姓 Not some commoner.
不 No!
接下来我已经决定了 伊力 This is how it goes from here, Illy.
我们把他送到山上 拿上我们的报酬 We deliver him to the mountain. We collect our payment.
然后就做其他事 We move on to the next job.
什么都别信 Trust nothing.
特别是你的内心 Especially your heart.
心痛 不是吗？ Hurts, doesn't it?
我从没有想过结果是这样 ♪ I never wanted to turn out this way
永恒似乎已成往事 ♪ Now forever feels like yesterday
从此谨慎 别再犯错 ♪ Look out now Don't take one more step
如果我们幸存 ♪ If we survive Cracked up... ♪
爱情也不会永驻 ♪ ..it never lasts... ♪
噢 火焰山 我们到了 Ooh! The Fire Mountain. We're here.
嘿 你昨晚怎么了 一直没来 Hey. What happened to you last night? You, uh, never showed up.
-我改变主意了 -你还好吗？ - I changed my mind. - Are you OK?
-我很好 -哦 那就好 - I'm fine. - Oh, good.
我真希望你去了 你选的那个餐厅真是 I wish you had come. That restaurant you picked was...
恩 对我来说 很有挑战性 Well... It was challenging for me.
我一直在讲我们旅途的故事 I was telling stories of our journey.
然后在还没说到我的考验时 And then I remembered the words of this girl I met,
想起了一个女孩对我说的话 before I even started the gauntlet.
-真的吗 什么话？ -放下 - Really? And what could that be? - To let go.
放下以前的我 我的疑惑 还有不成熟 Let go of my old ways, of my doubts, of my immaturity.
今天我就要放下那些 相信我的直觉 Today, I must put that aside and trust my feelings.
就像相信指南针指一样 Like a compass pointing north.
小心别放下一些有价值的东西 Careful you don't let go of something valuable.
哦 是不是因为我吃了所有的煎饼 Oh, is this 'cause I finished all the pancakes?
-不 -还是咖啡？ - No! - And the coffee?
-不 -是什锦果？ - No. - And the trail mix?
-不 -哦 - No! - Oh!
那就好 Thank goodness.
因为三天内 你已经成为我 Because in just three days, you have become
唯一真正的朋友 the only true friend I have ever had.
朋友？真爱？ Friend? True love?
选谁结婚？ Choosing who to marry?
你有没有发现你经常把这些挂嘴边 You know, you throw these terms around
就像你知道这些意味着什么一样 like you have any idea what they mean.
我并不想告诉你 朋友 你不知道 Well, I hate to break it to you, FRIEND. You don't.
那你呢？是谁拒绝相信任何人？你又明白吗？ And you? You, who refuse to trust anyone? You understand?
不 我不懂 我从没说过我懂过 No, I don't, but I never claimed to.
如果你今天要选一个公主 就去选吧 If you have to pick a princess today, so be it,
但有件事我要告诉你 白马王子 but I have news for you, Prince Charming.
如果你真的爱一个人 你就应该眼里只有她 If you really love someone, you would only have eyes for her.
如果你真的爱谁 If you really love someone,
你就应该在牵上她的手之前 you would dissolve all other engagements
取消所有其他婚约 before ever seeking her hand.
如果你真的爱一个人 你就会知道那是多么残忍 And if you really love someone, you would know how cruel it is
让她 或者其他人 相信她会爱你 to allow her, or anyone else, to believe that SHE might love YOU.
我不得不作出选择 兰尼 我没时间了 I have to make a choice, Lenny. My time's run out.
你要抓紧时间了 Don't let yours run out.
别等太久去看金字塔 Don't wait too long to see the Pyramids.
哇 哇 时间到了 Well, well! It's about time.
至少他安全到了 At least he made it in one piece.
呃 兰尼 他在说什么？ Uh, Lenny, what is he talking about?
你的财宝 我相信这些和我们约好的一样了 Your fortunes. I trust these satisfy the terms of our deal.
等等 约好什么了 Wait. What deal was that?
把你送到这 一路平安 通过考验 To get you here, all the way, unharmed, through the gauntlet.
没人觉得你会成功 我也不觉得 No-one thought you'd make it. Not even me.
我还把你当作朋友 I thought you were my friend.
你能对我说一句真话吗 Tell me one true thing about you.
好吧 Fine.
一直是她 It was her all along!
这好奇怪 This is weird.
真爱让人盲目 Love is blind!
好好待着 卫兵 Get a hold of yourself. Guards!
我的脸 That was my face.
这种感觉好奇怪 This feeling, it's so weird.
你不觉得吗？ Don't you get it?
我们一起经历了生死 We passed through an unpassable pass together.
噢 Ow!
一起经历了磨难 We survived the unsurvivable attack together!
我们都挺过来了 It doesn't bend that way.
然后 我还单枪匹马 And then, I single-handedly saved her
从无敌怪兽手下救了她 from an unconquerable beast!
最后单纯的相信对方 And then, you took the leap of blind faith for each other.
不 No.
不是这样的 That's not true.
我争取过你 菲利普 I leapt for you, Philippe.
事实上我曾说服过自己相信你 I actually let myself believe in you
和你关于真爱的无稽之谈 and all your true love nonsense.
所以我邀请你去美味佳肴餐厅 That's why I invited you to The Dainty Dish,
去告诉你 to tell you.
告诉我什么？ To tell me what?
告诉你 我 That... I...
你知道吗？ You know what?
不如去问问你未婚妻中的一个吧？ Why don't you just ask one of your fiancées?
不 No!
我唯一的真爱就是这些宝藏 My only true love is this treasure.
兰诺尔 Lenore!
我不能失去你 I can't lose you.
现在该做点正事了 Now for the matter at hand.
女士们 Ladies...
女士们 向前看 Ladies! Eyes front.
打扰一下 Hello?!
白马王子 Prince Charming.
现在是时候选择你的真爱 It is time to choose your one true love
并且把其他人从诅咒中解放出来了 and liberate all others from your spell.
你选择睡美人 Do you choose Sleeping Beauty...
还是白雪公主 ..Snow White...
还是灰姑娘？ ..or Cinderella?
我选择的人 I choose...
不在你们之中 ..none of you.
-什么？ -你再说一次 - What?! - Excuse me?!
抱歉 我曾经不知道爱是什么感觉 I'm sorry. I never knew what love really felt like.
但现在我知道了 But now I do.
我已经找到我的真爱了 她和你们一样美好 As wonderful as you all may be, I have found my true love.
但她选择了宝藏 不是我 But she has chosen treasure over me.
感受到爱之后 爱又被夺走 To feel this way and then have it taken from you,
这才是真正的诅咒 that truly IS a curse.
我不能对我的人民这么做 I cannot do this to my people,
让爱消亡 wipe out all love itself.
所以如果我不能打破这个诅咒 So if I can't break the curse,
诅咒一定会随我的死亡 而消失 then the curse must die... with me.
我亲爱的 亲爱的瓦莱丽 "My sweet, sweet Valerie.
我在我生命的最后一小时写信给你 是想成全你 "I write you now in my final hour to liberate you
告诉你你可以去寻找配得上你的真爱了 "so that you may seek the love that you deserve.
我已经找到我的真爱了 "I've found my true love.
现在自由地去寻找你的真爱吧 "Now be free and go forth and find yours.
菲利普 "Philippe."
亲爱的凡妮莎 "Darling Vanessa,
你收到的这封信 是在我生命的最后一小时写的 "I write you now in these, my final hours."
真让人接受不了 It's unacceptable.
-你是王子 -我必须这么做 爸爸 - You are a crown prince. - I have to do this, Papa.
这和他们让我等待有什么区别？ What difference does it make if they make me wait?
不该这样 This just isn't right.
还是在你的生日 不是其他日子 And on your birthday, of all days!
这正是我今天要这么做的原因 But that's exactly why I have to do this today.
我必须在日落之前死去 I must die before the sun sets.
这是我打破人民身上诅咒的唯一办法 It is the only way to liberate our people from my curse.
那这些是什么？ And what are these?
我需要她们都知道 I need them all to know...
她们从来没真正爱过我 ..that they never really loved me.
我感觉到了 爸爸 我感觉到爱了 I felt it, Papa! I felt love.
但我就这样 永远地失去了它 And just like that, I lost it forever.
她必须知道多亏了她 我在死之前 才感受到了爱 She must know that thanks to her, I felt it, before I died.
我会确保这些信都能送达 I will see that they are delivered.
现在的你是多么优秀 What a fine man you have become.
你可以成为伟大的国王的 You would have made a great king.
我已远离家乡 ♪ I'm so far away from home
但曾经的警戒无法被打破 ♪ But the line's too tight to break
是啊 警戒难以打破 ♪ Yeah, the line's too tight to break
现在我知道我属于何处 ♪ Now I know where I belong
但曾经的警戒无法被打破 ♪ But the line's too tight to break
我依旧在期盼着 坚持着 ♪ And I'm still hoping, hanging on
我走了 ♪ Here I go
祝我好运 ♪ Wish me luck
我听到了 ♪ I hear it... ♪
如此响亮而清晰 ♪ So loud and clear... ♪
我亲爱的 亲爱的瓦莱丽 "My sweet, sweet Valerie."
瓦莱丽？ Valerie?
我终于知道真正的 真爱仅仅 "I finally see that true, true love is really...
只要选择单纯的信任 "..just a leap of blind faith.
我已经找到我的真爱了 "I have found my true love."
我 Me.
是我 对吧？ It is me, right?
你知道这意味着什么吗？ You realise what this means?
他在争取我 He's leaping!
救他？他怎么了 Save him? From what?
好吧 快走 Well, come on!
如此艰难 ♪ So hard... ♪
如此艰难 ♪ So hard
如此艰难 ♪ So hard...
如此艰难 ♪ So hard... ♪
这是最后一次露面 白马王子 Presenting for the last time ever, Prince Charming!
-破除诅咒 -别这样做 - Break the curse! - Don't do it!
你偷走了我爱人的心 You stole my love's heart!
一起露面的还有新的单身哭美人 And presenting the newly single Weeping Beauty!
不止有一点胡闹的 白雪公主 More than a little cranky. Snow White!
还有缺少一只丈夫鞋的 灰姑娘 And one shoe short of a husband, Cinderella!
你介意我很快的说几句吗？ You mind if I say something real quick?
女士们 先生们 请安静 Hello. Quiet, please, ladies and gentlemen.
安静 Quiet!
王子想简单说几句 The prince would like to speak.
哦 谢谢你 你作为一个杀人为生的刽子手 Oh, thank you - you are surprisingly pleasant
出乎意料的讨人喜欢 for a man who kills people for a living.
哦 那只是个工作 要知道 我的心不在这上面 Oh, it's just a job. My heart's not in it really, you know.
我只是恰好有适合这项工作的天赋而已 I just happen to have a talent for the work.
我善良的子民们 Good people.
站在你们面前的台上 Standing here before you on that stage,
让我心碎 我的灵魂也倍受折磨 my heart broken, my soul tortured,
我需要你们知道 我终于明白了 I need you all to know that I finally understand
我的诅咒带来的痛苦和折磨了 the pain and suffering I have caused so many.
我会献祭自己 I will sacrifice myself
这样你们就都可以和你们的真爱重归于好了 so that you all may reunite with your true loves.
他是为我们而死 He's doing this for us.
感人的演讲 这些事总是能感动到很多人 Lovely speech. Always a tough crowd at these things.
-死亡之类的 你知道的 -哦 - Death and all, you know. - Oh, uh...
-我们已经进行到这个部分了吗？ -恐怕是的 - We're up to this part already? - Afraid so, yes.
所以 如果我们可以把我们的小脑袋放进绞绳里 So, if we could just pop our little head into the noose here.
好小伙 对 There's a good lad. Yes.
我们在院子里有一场足球比赛 We've got a football match in the courtyard
就在半小时之后 你要知道 in half an hour, you see.
所以 我们 So, um, we'll, uh...
我们数到三就开始 准备好了吗？ We'll go on three. Are you ready?
呃 不 呃 还没有 Uh, no, uh... Not really.
对不起 对不起 我不知道为什么我总是这么问 Sorry. Sorry. I don't know why I always ask that.
呃 好吧 一 Uh... Right. And a-one.
二 二点二五 A-two. Two and a quarter.
二点五 Two and a half.
呃 你在做什么？ Uh... What are you doing?
哦 好吧 你要知道 通常来说 Oh, well, you see, traditionally,
如果有人想救你 if someone wanted to save you
用让人印象深刻的英雄主义方式 现在正是时候 in an impressive act of heroism, this would be the moment.
好吧 我猜不会有了 Oh. Well... Guess not.
三 Three!
-哈 -啊 啊 - Ha! - Huh! Huh!
嘿 你改变心意了？ Hey! A change of heart?
只是选择单纯的信任 A blind leap of faith.
关于我 你说的对 You were right about me.
我错怪你了 And I was wrong about you.
当一只小鸟告诉了我 Let's just say a little bird told me.
你是我的真爱 You're my one true love.
你的嘴唇上是真爱之吻吗？ Is that true love's kiss on your lips?
哦 不 你不要 Oh, no, you don't!
祝你们在太阳下山之前能找到彼此 Good luck finding each other before the sun sets!
白马王子 Charming!
这是怎么回事？发生了什么？ What is this? What's going on?
是纳梅尼女巫 她想让我们分开 It's Nemeny Neverwish. She wants to keep us apart.
好吧 她真不走运 Well, too bad for her.
对不起 朋友 Sorry, friend.
我们能一起跳舞吗？ 哈哈 Shall we dance? Ha-ha!
她在哪？ Where is she?
我就在这 亲爱的 I'm right here, darling.
嘿 Now...
在这 ..over here.
哇 Whoa!
别乱跑 傻丫头 Stop playing around, you silly girl.
我就在这 I'm right here.
兰诺尔 科昆诺内兹 你还真是个不折不扣的麻烦啊 Lenore Quinonez! What a royal pain you turned out to be.
告诉我 Tell me.
你究竟不明白 注定找不到爱 的哪一个字 What part of "doomed to never love" do you not understand?!
那是你的诅咒 不是我的 That is YOUR curse, not mine.
对不起 亲爱的 Sorry, dearie.
你不能破坏已经坏了的东西 You can't break something that's already broken!
不 我很抱歉 No. I'M sorry.
我已经受够了让别人告诉我 Because I'm done letting anyone else tell me
我到底该选择谁 who I can and cannot choose.
我们走着瞧 We'll see about that!
不 No!
晚安 亲爱的王子 Goodnight, sweet prince.
真爱之吻 True love's kiss!
我们的真爱之吻 Our true love's kiss.
不 No!
你成功了 菲利普 You did it, Philippe.
你破除了大家的诅咒 You broke the curse for everyone.
你还拯救了一个出生在海上的姑娘 But you also saved a girl born at sea.
你真是充满了魔力 You WERE magical.
什么？ What?
我怎么了？ What is happening to me?
这是什么感觉？ What is this feeling?
很神奇 不是吗？ It's magical, isn't it?
所谓的吻 原来就是这种感觉 Some kiss. So that's what that feels like.
不需要仙女教母 No fairy godmother required.
等等 看看他们 Hold on. Look at them.
善良的子民们 Good people.
你们希望我对他说些什么吗？ Is there anything you want me to say to him?
-比如什么？ -比如 - Like what? - Like...
你愿意娶我吗 白马王子菲利普？ Will you marry me, Prince Philippe Charming?
你要把这些都送出去吗 And you're giving it all away?
这是你一生的财富 That's your life's fortune.
不 No.
不 这不是 No, it's not.
我想成为的 我一生想成为的 ♪ All I want to be, all I ever want to be, yeah, yeah
是你生命中重要的人 ♪ Is somebody to you... ♪
你会得到一些魅力的 你也会得到一些魅力的 You'll get some charm and you'll get some charm.
啊 派对礼物 每个人都有一缕魅力 Huh! Party gifts. A dollop of charm for everyone!
现在拿好属于你的一缕魅力 Whoo! Get your dollop now.
但每次我看着你 我就不在意其他事 ♪ But every time I look at you I just don't care
因为我想成为的 ♪ 'Cause all I want to be
我所想成为的 ♪ All I ever want to be, yeah, yeah... ♪
所有的童话都把这叫作圆满的结局 All the fairytales call this a happy ending.
但我想把它看做完美的开始 But I like to think of it as a happy beginning.
因为属于我们两个人的生活才刚开始 Because our life together is just getting started.
这 就是我们的故事 So, that's our story.
我可能有了新的生活 但我总会用我的方式度过它 I may have a new life, but I'll always live it my way.
听着 如果一年前你告我 我现在在哪里 Look, if you told me a year ago this is where I'd be,
我可能会说你疯了 然后偷走你的钱包 I would have said you were crazy, and stolen your wallet.
她现在只偷被子 和我的梳子 Now she just steals the covers, and my hairbrush.
哦 顺带说一句 最后一块煎饼 这一点也不好 Oh, and by the way, the last pancake. Not cool.
一点也不好 -我现在得吃两人份的食物了 - Not cool. - Hey! I'm eating for two.
半神谕说的是对的 The Half-Oracle was right.
我确实喜欢织东西 I do enjoy knitting.
至少一半是对的 Oh! At least half right.
我想成为的 我所想成为的 ♪ All I want to be, all I ever want to be, yeah, yeah
是你生命中重要的人 - ♪ Is somebody to you - ♪ Is somebody to you
是啊 我想成为的 我所想成为的 ♪ Yes, all I want to be, all I ever want to be, yeah, yeah
是你生命中重要的人 - ♪ Is somebody to you - ♪ Yeah, you
是啊 为你 ♪ Yeah, you! ♪
他们说真爱很难找到 ♪ They say true love is hard to find
我知道 ♪ I know
我们不能否认 ♪ That we can't be denied
当我歌唱时 ♪ When I sing
我们深深的爱上了彼此 ♪ That we've fallen in so deep
没有什么能阻止我们的命运 ♪ Nothing can ever stop our destiny
就像夜里的小偷 偷走了你的心 ♪ Like a thief in the night, I stole your heart
魔法让我们不再分离 ♪ Under a spell, we can't be apart
你的一些地方总是让我着迷 ♪ Something about you keeps me drawn to you
哦 耶 ♪ Oh, yeah
星星相伴 希望相随 ♪ Stars align, our hopes combine
夜空中闪闪发光 ♪ Shining bright in the night sky
我们就像太阳和月亮一样永远相随 ♪ We'll be forever here like the sun and moon
我们多迷人 ♪ We're so charming
我的心开始跳动 ♪ Got my heart started
他们总是说爱是盲目的 ♪ They always say that love is blind
但我在你眼中看到了爱 ♪ Yet I see love in your eyes
如此迷人 ♪ So charming
-没有什么能够阻挡 - ♪ Nothing can stop it - ♪ Stop it
我们把过去抛在脑后 ♪ We can leave our past behind
这一刻属于我们 ♪ This could be our moment in time
我们那么迷人 迷人 - ♪ We're so charming, charming - ♪ So charming
迷人中相爱 ♪ Charming in love
我们那么迷人 迷人 迷人中相爱 ♪ We're so charming, charming, charming in love
也许 ♪ Maybe
我们可以逃走 ♪ We can run away
他们说 ♪ They say
我们天生无缘 ♪ We ain't meant to be
因为我需要你就像呼吸一样 ♪ 'Cause I need you just like breathing
不要把你带走 ♪ Don't take that from me
因为我们能 ♪ 'Cause we can
改变我们的命运 ♪ Now change our destiny
就像夜间的小偷 ♪ Like a thief in the night
偷走了你的心 ♪ I stole your heart
魔法 ♪ Under a spell
让我们不再分离 ♪ We can't be apart
你的一些特质 ♪ Something about you
总是让我 ♪ Keeps me drawn
对你如此着迷 ♪ To you
星星相伴 ♪ Stars align
希望相随 在夜空中闪闪发光 ♪ Our hopes combine, shining bright in the night sky
我们就要太阳和月亮永远相随 ♪ We'll be forever here like the sun and moon
-我们如此的迷人 - ♪ We're so charming - ♪ So charming
-让我的心开始跳动 - ♪ Got my heart started - ♪ Got it started
他们总是说爱是盲目的 ♪ They always say that love is blind
但我在你眼中看到了爱 ♪ Yet I see love in your eyes
-如此迷人 - ♪ So charming - ♪ So charming
-没有什么能够阻挡 - ♪ Nothing can stop it - ♪ Can stop it
我们可以把过去抛在脑后 ♪ We can leave our past behind
这一刻属于我们 ♪ This could be our moment in time
-我们是如此的迷人 - ♪ We're so charming, charming - ♪ So charming
迷人中相爱 ♪ Charming in love
我们是如此的迷人 ♪ We're so charming, charming
迷人中相爱 ♪ Charming in love
没有什么可以介入我们 ♪ Nothing's coming in between us
不 不 ♪ No, no
没有什么可以妨碍我们 ♪ Oh, nothing get in our way
找到一个理由去相信 ♪ Found a reason to believe that
我相信我可以留下 ♪ I believe in here to stay
让所有人看到我们 ♪ So let everybody see us
要让全世界都知道 ♪ Gonna let the whole world know
不要让我走 一切都在掌控之中 ♪ Don't let me go We're in control
不会让你离开 ♪ Won't let you go
我们如此迷人了 ♪ We're so charming
我的心开始跳动 ♪ Got my heart started
他们总是说爱是盲目的 ♪ They always say that love is blind
但我在你眼中看到了爱 ♪ Yet I see love in your eyes
没有什么能够阻挡 ♪ So charming Nothing can stop it
-如此迷人 -我们可以把过去抛在脑后 - ♪ Charming - ♪ We can leave our past behind
这是属于我们的时刻 ♪ This could be our moment in time
我们是如此的迷人 迷人中相爱 ♪ We're so charming, charming, charming in love
他们说 ♪ They say
真爱难寻 ♪ True love is hard to find
我知道 ♪ I know
这我不否认 ♪ That we can't be denied. ♪
他们称我是不幸的女孩 ♪ They call me a damsel in distress
因为我想要我的奖品 ♪ 'Cause I want my prize
一个坐拥着王国 有着棕色大眼睛 ♪ The one with the kingdom and the big brown eyes
一个有着美妙歌喉 ♪ The one with the voice that can boom like music
哦 天呐 他知道吗 ♪ And, oh, my, oh, my, does he know how to use it
-哇 -我不是在跟你开玩笑 - ♪ Whoa - ♪ I'm not playing with ya
他看着你的眼睛 知道该说什么 ♪ He looks into your eyes, knows what to say to ya
哦 哦 哦 ♪ Oh, oh, oh
他是如此英俊 大家都认同 ♪ He's so beautiful That's the consensus
我有王冠珠宝 我将是他的公主 ♪ I've got the crown jewels I will be his princess
我喜欢他的笑容 我喜欢他的头发 ♪ I like him for his smile I like him for his hair
我喜欢他的风格 ♪ I like him for his style
我喜欢的温文尔雅 ♪ I like him 'cause he's so debonair
他是我的宝藏男孩 宝藏男孩 我的宝藏男孩 ♪ He's my trophy boy, my trophy boy, my trophy boy
我想把他藏起来 据为己有 ♪ I want him for myself I want to lock him down
我就像渴望王冠一样渴望那枚钻戒在我手指上 ♪ I want that ring on my finger like I want that crown
他是我的宝藏男孩 宝藏男孩 我的宝藏男孩 ♪ He's my trophy boy, my trophy boy, my trophy boy
他是如此的邪魅 如此放荡 ♪ He's so vicious, so totally runway
我知道我没在听 但他是那么幽默 ♪ I know I wasn't listening, but he's totally funny
我甚至不关心他是否做了什么 ♪ I don't even care if he ever makes a sound
只要你看到我就好 ♪ Just as long as when you see me
他在我身边 他对我忠诚 ♪ He's around and he's bound to me
他就像我的水晶鞋 ♪ He's like my glass slipper
他那么适合我 他出手大方 ♪ He fits me so good and he's such a good tipper
噢 噢 噢 ♪ Oh, oh, oh
你想唱就唱 ♪ And you could sing along if you like
但你只知道一个穿紧身衣强壮的男人 ♪ But you only know one man who looks tough in tights
我喜欢他的笑容 我喜欢他的头发 ♪ I like him for his smile I like him for his hair
我喜欢他的风格 ♪ I like him for his style
我喜欢他的温文尔雅 ♪ I like him 'cause he's so debonair
他是我的宝藏男孩 宝藏男孩 我的宝藏男孩 ♪ He's my trophy boy, my trophy boy, my trophy boy
我想把他藏起来 据为己有 ♪ I want him for myself I want to lock him down
我就像渴望王冠一样渴望那枚钻戒在我手指上 ♪ I want that ring on my finger like I want that crown
他是我的宝藏男孩 宝藏男孩 我的宝藏男孩 ♪ He's my trophy boy, my trophy boy, my trophy boy
这不仅仅是因为他的长相 ♪ And it's not just about his looks
他也有敏感的一面 ♪ He's also got a sensitive side
如果你给他时间 他就有诗人的灵魂 ♪ He has the soul of a poet if you give it the time
他是一个完美的绅士 阶级和礼仪 ♪ And he's a perfect gentleman, class and etiquette
哦 我在开玩笑吧 他还有这么完美的腹肌 ♪ Oh, who am I kidding? He's just got such excellent abs
你无法和那些家伙竞争 ♪ You can't compete with those fellas
这样的阶级 ♪ Such class
我要让整个王国都吃醋 ♪ I'll make the whole kingdom jealous
哦 天哪 ♪ Oh, man
我快忘记我的礼仪 ♪ I just forget my manners
你好 我是灰姑娘 ♪ Hello I'm Cinderella
我需要一个婚礼策划 ♪ And I need a wedding planner
我喜欢他的笑容 我喜欢他的头发 ♪ I like him for his smile I like him for his hair
我喜欢他的风格 ♪ I like him for his style
我喜欢他的温文尔雅 ♪ I like him 'cause he's so debonair
他是我的宝藏男孩 宝藏男孩 我的宝藏男孩 ♪ He's my trophy boy, my trophy boy, my trophy boy
我想把他藏起来 据为己有 ♪ I want him for myself I want to lock him down
我就像渴望王冠一样渴望那枚钻戒在我手指上 ♪ I want that ring on my finger like I want that crown
他是我的宝藏男孩 宝藏男孩 我的宝藏男孩 ♪ He's my trophy boy, my trophy boy, my trophy boy
哦 哦 我的天啊 我的仙女教母 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, my gosh Oh, my fairy godmother
告诉这个男孩的妈妈 ♪ Won't you call this boy's mama
我爱她 ♪ And tell her that I love her, hey
我喜欢他的微笑 ♪ I like him for his smile
我喜欢他的头发 ♪ I like him for his hair
我喜欢他的风格 ♪ I like him for his style
我喜欢他的温文尔雅 ♪ I like him 'cause he's so debonair
他是我的宝藏男孩 宝藏男孩 我的宝藏男孩 ♪ He's my trophy boy, my trophy boy, my trophy boy
耶 ♪ Yeah
我把他据为己有 ♪ I want him for myself
我想把他藏起来 ♪ I want to lock him down
我像渴望王冠一样渴望那枚钻戒在我手指上 ♪ I want that ring on my finger like I want that crown
他是我的宝藏男孩 宝藏男孩 我的宝藏男孩 ♪ He's my trophy boy, my trophy boy, my trophy boy
我需要一个宝藏男孩 ♪ I need a trophy boy Yeah. ♪